TIME TO BLOG BITCHES.

I hate you MONDAY and your ass face.


Have you met my cold?  He is like the guy that lives on your couch for a month and you want to tell him to leave but you figure he'll get the picture sooner or later and leave on his own but he doesn't, in fact he calls a couple of his other friends/symptoms and now I'm stuck with them...I especially hate the guy that is preventing me from tasting food...that guy sucks.

But on to happier news...How about Elliot's Biker Bash??  So freakin' fun!  Thx to "Flash" for takin' me...unfortunately Flash isn't a lesbian but she sure is hell is a ROCKSTAR!  and go ahead and ask why they call her "Flash"...You are in for a treat!  Visit her at "Weenie World"...no not what you think, she owns a hot dog stand in Baltimore def securing her spot as one of the coolest chicks on the planet!

And one more thing...I loved "Tropic Thunder"!  But the one disappointment is that Robert Downey Jr. isn't in fact black...is it weird that I have a crush on him but only as a black guy?

TUESDAY...forgot to tell you that I saw an awesome documentary over the weekend, so if you're into them check out Surfwise   ...Fascinating story.


and yes, as you may have heard this morning on EITM that I am a total zit picker....and Elliot is a total teaze.. I think its really unfair the way he flaunts that "thumb" hangin' off his back and then won't let me get it. Its like the chick that wears the shirt with her boobs hangin' out and then acts like a prude.  No means yes Elliot and you're just askin' for it!

WEDNESDAY...Got an email from James who plays a game everyday, he guesses what song will come on after Elliot...I play a similiar game called, "will my car make it to work today"...Although, I don't think I look fwd to it the way James looks fwd to his game.

and The Foo is takin' a big ol' break...it sucks I know.  I think rockstars should be engineered to work 24/7...Tour, record, interview...over and over and over again...I want bionic rockstars dammit...Hiatuseseses?  F that noise.

THURSDAY...Oh and help me on this one, Roche and I have made a wager and I demanded that instead of betting a boring $100 bucks (because I can't afford it), we do something that was some sort of "experience"...problem is, I couldn't really think of anything good.  Well after calls of "a month of babysitting" and "white water rafting", (which Roche will not do because he is a pussy doesn't want to go to West Va)  i had trouble with really coming up with something. So if I win the bet, Roche has to come on a midnight kayak ride on the potomac and if he wins, I have to stand in the mens room at a Nats game for an hour....Which may not seem that awful but i have a HUGE aversion to poop...ugh. the thought is making me gag. so if you think of something better, let me know!

*Although Andrew sent me an email and assured me that no one goes to Nats games, so it may not be that bad.