When you think Oktoberfest combined with a girl dressed in a traditional Oktoberfest outfit, you probably think "beer" and "cleavage," not, "OH MY GOD, SHE JUST BIT HIS LIP OFF!"
Obviously the beer flowed freely at this Oktoberfest celebration, and that probably played a hand in what happened.
(WARNING: since this chick bites this guy's lip off, there's obviously profanity thrown around. NSFW audio.)
How many times have you drummed your fingers on your desk either out of boredom or A.D.D.?
If you can come close to the skill level this guy displays, get someone to hold a camera whil you demostrate your excellence and send it to me.
When a guy steps foot in a Victoria's Secret store, like sharks that smell blood in the water, sales associates make a beeline for him. They know that most guys just want to get something and get out, because they feel awkward.
Fellas, you'll be steered toward the more expensive stuff because sales associates know you feel out of place, so you'll probably buy whatever they recommend. Women like to hear about the sales going on because sure, they like frilly underthings, but they also like getting a great deal.
Don't believe me? According to a former employee of Victoria's Secret, the training associates receive includes taking advantage of guys' awkwardness to hit sales goals. That's right...a woman just used you for your money.
Ironically, Victoria's Secret originally opened its doors to provide men with the opportunity to buy their wives lingerie without feeling awkward.
This base jumper wound up with a fractured and sprained back and needed a ton of stitches after he slammed into the cliff he used to base jump. He apparently didn't jump far enough out first.
The total time he spent scraping down the side of the cliff (after he slams into the one rock sticking out of the face of it) only spans fifteen seconds, but I'm sure it felt like an eternity to him.
The video starts out in slow motion, then shows you the first person footage and some other footage shot by the base jump who went before him in real time.
Even an ex-pro skier doing flips with his skis can see it end poorly.
Case in point: former World Cup skier Didier Cuche, showing off his skills until one of the skis flies through the window of a bus parked nearby.
I don't speak French, so I don't know for sure what the bus driver said as he surveyed the damage, but I can make an educated guess.