Clown from Slipknot just had a birthday and an ephiphany. He says from here on out, he's decided to offer a different clown mask for sale. Only 50 of them are being made this year, and you'll be shelling out $500 for each of them.
Clown points to the uniqueness of each mask, since each of them are handpainted. What he didn't mention was just how creepy they look. This years model combines an overweight, balding, zombie-like visage sure to send anyone who sees you in it running screaming for the hills.