I don't know about you, but the first sign that I probably wouldn't want my kid going to a summer camp would be the name, "Kiddie Kollege". Yeaaaahhhh. Spelling "college" with a "k" makes me feel as though it would be worth handing my kid and my money over to you.
As it turns out, Kiddie Kollege Summer Camp at St. Augustine University is run by two women who have a lot in common...they're both convicted killers. You read that right. KILLERS...and one of them was convicted for killing HER OWN CHILD. Yup, that's the woman you're handing your kid over to - a convicted child killer.
Her assistant may actually sound familiar to you. That's because she's the former wife of Carolina Panthers running back, Fred Lane. Although she's now known as Deidre Gary, she used to go by Deidre Lane...you know, back before she pled guilty to voluntary manslaughter in 2003, and spent six years in prison.
That summer reading camp at your local library sounds a lot more appealing now, doesn't it?