Imagine you're the cop who has to write the accident report for the tractor trailer that hit a moose. The impact caused the truck to catch on fire, and then couldn't be moved because its payload started shooting off.
Yes, its payload of...fireworks. With video goodness of the ensuing display.
Thankfully, the driver managed to escape unharmed. No word on the moose.
Can you imagine if something like this happened on the Beltway? You'd probably be sitting there till next Thursday if it did. Then again, at least you'd have a show while you sat there.