Is it just me, or does the knitted "stubble" just look creepy? There's even knitted block dot armpit hair...and, well, I just don't wanna know if there are any black dots down under. You can personalize your knitted man to suit your tastes, and add everything from mustaches to tattoos...even glasses if you prefer your man bespectacled.
The creator behind My Knitted Boyfriend is under the impression that women are driven to fill the man void in their life with something they can cuddle with instead. (And is it just me, or does it look like they may have actually stuffed a real guy in that knitted suit to do the photo shoot?)
If a guy has a blow up doll, it's pretty easy to hide if he has a real woman come over. Just deflate the thing, and stuff it in a handy shoebox under a pile of dirty clothes. Even if the woman finds it, the guy can always say his buddies bought it for him as a practical joke, and he forgot about it, and oh, here look babe, I'll just throw it away now...
Where on earth would you hide a life sized KNITTED MAN BODY PILLOW? Closet? No, too full of clothes. Shower? Um, well, that would be awkward if the real man you invited over for the first time decides to stay the night. WAIT! I've got it...lay it out in the middle of the floor, and draw a chalk outline around it. That way you can say you and your girlfriends were just acting out a murder mystery the night before.