It's really sad when cherry tomatoes are all it takes to preserve your modesty. If I were a guy trying to shoplift in a grocery store after I took off my pants, I'd at least go for bigger produce so it'd sound better when the story got out.
They caught this guy calmly eating cherry tomatoes in one of the store's wheelchairs. I'll let you decide whehter he's a messy eater or deliberately dropped enough of them to cover his twig and berries. They found more cherry tomatoes all over the floor, where they also found his pants.
The only other thing found on him when he was arrested was a still frozen Jimmy Dean sausage sandwich...which begs the question of just WHERE he stashed it if he didn't have pants on.