Admit it, you've sneaked into a movie. Hopefully you didn't do it in Indiana, at the movie theater where the really obsesrvant off duty cops moonlight as security.

Of course, if you're going to sneak into a movie, I would suggest you don't wear really loud clothes like this guy did. The off duty cops don't even need to be that observant to notice the guy in the bright red shirt, white vest, and white pants leaving the theater that just showed "Snitch", and sneaking into "Warm Bodies" with his wife.

Apparently Lendsey Harbin was wearing the white vest, pants, and bright red shirt because he and his wife had just attended a funeral before heading to the movies. As the couple were booked for theft, that's the reason they gave for "not thinking clearly".

Apparently in Indiana, any theft is classified as a felony, so Lendsey Harbin and his wife could be looking at between six months and three years in prison, even though they have no priors.