You're in a Walmart when you suddenly have a diabolical inspiration hit you: set fire to a rack of clothes, then head over to the electronics section to shoplift while store employees are distracted.
Such a plan would be made by someone who would then be able to quickly leave the scene of the crime, right? Wrong. Such a crime was carried out by a 500lb man using one of Walmart's motorized shopping carts. Things went awry after he set fire to the clothes rack because the motorized shopping cart got stuck inside the store.
Can you imagine the sound it would have made had he gotten it out of the store and was headed at full speed away from the store?
Oh yes, there are photos. Check 'em out here.