Former military brat. Cat lover. Fan of anything chocolate. Crazy about license plates that arbitrarily spell three letter words. Passionate about oil painting and photography. Member of Mensa, which doesn't prevent my parents from still saying, "What were you thinking?"
You're going to have to do some skipping forward throughout to get to the good parts...the guy does a lot of rambling. You might also think he faked the getting sick part, but it looks like he's really barfing to me.