Guys, trust me when I say that no attractive woman who randomly reaches out to you online actually wants to see a picture of your twig and berries.

I know you're proud of your manhood, and you sometimes can't resist the urge to show it to an alluring young woman who messaged you on Facebook. Stay strong! Only do the reveal in person, and avoid getting blackmailed.

Believe it or not fellas, you might get blackmailed by one of these lovely young ladies who threaten to make public your Howard Johnson unless you pay up. Then, you have a choice: pay the $50,000 that's demanded, or suffer the embarrassment of going to police with your story. Be smart, and keep that magic stick of yours under wraps so you won't have to subject both the cops and possibly a jury of your peers to photos and video of it.