We were supposed shoot these videos telling our advertisers why you love us, and will therefore listen to us when we tell you, "Hey, this product is really cool!" I broke out some super awesome psychological research that shows you like others who have the same taste in music you do. (Ergo, me playing all your favorite songs...that means you like me...you really like me!)

In the midst of this very convincing argument, I managed to choke on my own spit. What I wouldn't have given for a bottle of water to wet my whistle!

I'm sure Marco Rubio understands.