This MIGHT be the most important thing you hear about Valentine's Day this year.  A new survey of women has figured out exactly how much you need to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.

If you're SINGLE and go on a date on Valentine's Day, it'll cost you an average of $257.  That covers dinner, drinks, or whatever you do before the woman you're with feels like you've "EARNED" Valentine's Day sex.

If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"

And finally, if you're in a RELATIONSHIP but not married, good news.  You just need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift.  Then you can head back for some "we're not bored with each other's bodies yet" sex.