Guys, you know that little voice in your head that says, "This is a great idea! She'll totally dig it, and therefore...me." Sometimes that's not a good idea. This actually reminds me of the time I had a one legged bouncer at a club randomly grab my hand and lick my fingers. But, I digress.
Take for example: this guy.
He is Jonathan Quinlan, who was a drunk 42-year-old man in Florida who ordered a pizza at 3pm on Wednesday. The pizza delivery girl showed up, and was a cute 22-year-old.
Monsieur Quinlan asked her to step inside while he got the money to pay for the pizza. 40 minutes later, she managed to escape after he blocked the door and told her she was beautfiul, and then talked of the children he envisioned them having together. After he got handsy, he offered her $1,000 when she refused to consider holy matrimony. (Guys, take note: do not then lower your offer to $500 after she refuses $1,000. It's just insulting.)
She finally escaped and called the cops. To the end, Jonathon Quinlan insisted it was consensual. Well, he does have a point. It WAS consensual..in that he ordered a pizza, and she willingly showed up to deliver it.