Someone call Samuel L. Jackson, stat! We have actual snakes on a plane. Well, one anyway.

A passenger had smuggled a snake on board in his carry on luggage on an EgyptAir flight from Jordan to Cairo, Egypt. It was discovered when it bit the guy, and he started screaming.

I love how the decision to make an emergency landing was made after the pilots heard the terrifying screams of the "victim". I wouldn't go so far as to call him a victim. It's more like "idiot".