The first question is: how on earth do you "sanitize" reindeer poop?
Second: even after it's sanitized, why would you want to wear it? (At least, when you're sober.)
There's a zoo in Illinois that's offering sanitized Reindeer poop earrings. Yes, poop that will be dangling in close proximity to your mouth.
Don't worry though, in addition to their "magical" jewelry that features reindeer poop, you can also opt for reindeer poop ornaments.
In case you've never seen it, here's what a reindeer poop earring looks like: