Deep down inside, we're all a bunch of five year olds who want to get our own way. When we don't, it'd be really nice to be able to revert and throw a good old fashioned tantrum. By golly, we'll leave the country if our candidate doesn't win the presidential election!
Good news! Now you CAN leave the country if your candidate doesn't win, thanks to JetBlue.
They're offering 1,006 free trips out of the country if your candidate loses. You just register your choice on JetBlue's website and pick your desired destination.
In case you change your mind after you've cooled off for a while in say, the Bahamas, JetBlue says you're welcome to come back. It's a free country, after all.