Even an ex-pro skier doing flips with his skis can see it end poorly.
Case in point: former World Cup skier Didier Cuche, showing off his skills until one of the skis flies through the window of a bus parked nearby.
I don't speak French, so I don't know for sure what the bus driver said as he surveyed the damage, but I can make an educated guess.
Police say actor Paul Walker and his friend weren't drag racing when they crashed the Porsche they were riding in, and an eyewitness backs up that story.
Another friend said that the guys were trying to fix the car, and actually took it out for a test drive.
Surveillance video from a building near the crash captured the accident on camera. You can see the moving car between the trees, and then you can see the plume of smoke after it explodes.
When you think Oktoberfest combined with a girl dressed in a traditional Oktoberfest outfit, you probably think "beer" and "cleavage," not, "OH MY GOD, SHE JUST BIT HIS LIP OFF!"
Obviously the beer flowed freely at this Oktoberfest celebration, and that probably played a hand in what happened.
(WARNING: since this chick bites this guy's lip off, there's obviously profanity thrown around. NSFW audio.)
This guy, Greg Benson, has posted these Black Friday shopping prank videos for the past couple years.
He goes up to employees and asks them where to find stuff that doesn't actually exist...like the Justin Bieber Kwanzaa CD, and Portugese Fish Socks.
When I first told my boss I could totally top "superburp" girl, he looked at me incredulously and said, "Why have you been hiding this talent for more than a year?"
I dunno. It just didn't come up. Nobody randomly started belching in the hallways of DC101, as hard as that is to believe, so I didn't get a chance to bust out my skillz.
"Superburp" girl sounds to me like she's yelling while burping. Also, she gulps down tiny little amounts of air to power this belch. A true pro can suck it all down at once.
Let me demonstrate how I belch on command.