Some purebred dogs looked mighty different 100 years ago. For instance, compared to its 100-year-old counterpart, the bull terrier looks positively deformed.
Check out the comparison photos of everything from Daschunds to St. Bernards here.
Surprisingly, he got numbers from girls you can tell had no idea what he was talking about.
How should a guy's size be measured? Well, I can't really imagine too many guys worry about how it affects the size pants they need to buy, so I'm going to go with the most accurate way to measure would be when a man is aroused.
Enter Condomania, the company that recently released size stats by state, based on their sales. Since what they sell certainly takes into about size when aroused, I'd say it's a good indicator of what guys in each state are packing when it comes to the bedroom.
Where do guys in the DMV fall?
-Guys in the District beat out Maryland and Virginia to snag the #4 spot.
-Guys in MD came in ahead of VA, at number 12.
-Guys in VA weren't too far behind at number 18.
Not bad, fellas, not bad at all! The rankings are based on sales of different size condoms, which obviously take into account a snug fit on every size in the spectrum.
Okay, you wanna know who was first in size? Well, men in North Dakota must really be packing, since you'd have to take into account shrinkage due to the cold climate up there.
Dead last? Mississippi. See where other states fall here.
When you think Oktoberfest combined with a girl dressed in a traditional Oktoberfest outfit, you probably think "beer" and "cleavage," not, "OH MY GOD, SHE JUST BIT HIS LIP OFF!"
Obviously the beer flowed freely at this Oktoberfest celebration, and that probably played a hand in what happened.
(WARNING: since this chick bites this guy's lip off, there's obviously profanity thrown around. NSFW audio.)
How many times have you drummed your fingers on your desk either out of boredom or A.D.D.?
If you can come close to the skill level this guy displays, get someone to hold a camera whil you demostrate your excellence and send it to me.