FINALLY, a definitive explanation on what constitutes getting to third base!

Wait...it's "shake it like a BAD girl up in Harlem"!?!?! I think that's somehow more racist then my misheard lyric, "shake it like a black girl up in Harlem." What are you saying New Politics, only black girls can be bad? Pffft. -Overly Sensitive to Racism Guy

So you are saying that a local brewery teamed up with my favorite local team to brew a beer celebrating that team's history?

Say no more DC Brau and D.C. Untied.

You had me at "beer."

Look- Straw yellow. Very clear. I just want to drink it already.

Smell- Malts fill my nostrils in the most appealing way. 

Taste- Toasted barley is the hero for me balanced fairly well by the malt.

Mouth- Light bodied and dry. Ever so slight hops on the swirl. Just enough to know they are there.

Overall- EASY drinking golden ale makes it great to have during a sporting session (say...a D.C. United match?). Do yourself a favor, get to a match at RFK and try this while you watch your hometown team. 

Click for the press release and to find out where to get The Tradition.

About The Tradition:

Classification: Ale
Approx. ABV: 4.5-5.0%
IBU’s: 15
Hops: U.S. Fuggle, U.S. Cascade
Malts: Pale, CaraPils

If you watch the first part of the video, it's pretty obvious what's going to happen.

But it's still a bit cringy when it happens. 

Thankfully, we don't see any of the driver after it goes over the cliff.

He may be a dumbass...but I hope he's ok.

Remember when the re-creation of the 'Simon and Simon' opening credits was deemed "The Greatest Event in Television History?"

Well, Adam Scott is back to prove that false. Watch as Scott takes us on a behind-the-scenes tour of his new 'Hart to Hart' mockumentary. Will Scott and Poehler settle their differences for the success of the show? 

Frankly, I don't care because this is hilariously awesome!