Here's the news report about our hero, homeless hitchhiker Kai.
BTW, is that the most awesome title ever??
Kai may seem like an edgy drifter type to you. In fact, that's exactly what he is, but Kai also has a heart of gold. So when he saw a deranged racist going on a rampage, he did the only thing he could, he smashed, Smashed, SMAAAA-ASHED his head with a hatchet.
And here is the TOTALLY NSFW uncensored version of Kai's exploits, which include many shout outs to Dogtown, some WV love, lots and lots and lots of F bombs, and some surprisingly coherent words to live by.
I love Kai.
I probably wouldn't give him my spare change. But I love him nonetheless.