“You going to head butt the bag two hours a day to get better at it?”
-No…insane 90’s street fighter instructor…I wont be head butting a punching bag for two hours a day to become a more proficient head butter. Nor will I ever use any of your cantaloupe smashing techniques in an actual street fight. When’s the last time technique was ever a factor in your local bar fight. All I ever see are two frat guys rolling around on a puke-stained floor because someone in Beta called Pike a bunch of pussies.
But for that nostalgic sensation that 90’s infomercials give you…enjoy the video below.
-Evan (Roche’s Intern)