Taste why fresh is better? Really?

For a fast food joint whose food is barely edible to begin with, I really don't think the comparison to eating a live human is gonna do a lot to bring in business.

But you know what, we all have those moments of weakness. You know, the times when you shamefully find yourself at KFC, taking a bucket of chicken to the face like a madman. You'd perhaps follow it up with some mac and cheese, maybe about 20 or so biscuits. I always feel bad about myself afterwards, but you know what during the moment it was exactly what I wanted.

...Maybe we aren't so different from the zombies after all. Touche, KFC.

(Posted by Kerrie, Roches Intern)