The company, in it's infinite wisdom decided that all the DJs needed to have updated websites.

Makes sense.

So at 5pm yesterday we were informed of a photo shoot to happen today at 11:30am.

I'm not big into appearances so it's not a huge deal....

EXCEPT...

I'm doing this Movember thing so my sweet, sweet 'stache is in full effect. 

Strike one.

I was told it was a headshot...so I didn't really dress for a waist up shot.

It's a waist up shot.

Strike two.

Surprise! My wondering eye decided to make an appearance!

Strike three.

This is officially the worst publicity photo ever.

Seriously, who would want to LOOK at this disheveled, lazy eyed slob...let alone do business with him?

I look like the lamest communist revolutionary ever.

Wanna have me promote your business?

BTW, this was the best of the 3 shots.

Care to see the others?