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From the Stop! That's My Stuff Dept.
Wednesday 08-20-2008 10:36am ET
From the NOT THE FACE! Dept.
Tuesday 08-19-2008 8:22am ET
From the Asleep on the Couch Dept.
Monday 08-18-2008 9:59am ET
A study by the makers of the female body wash SkinBliss have found that the average woman spends 3,276 hours of their lives just getting ready for a night out. That's 136 days, putting on makeup and doing their hair to go out. On average a woman will spend an hour and a half getting ready to go out for one of the weekend nights. (Usually to a movie or a bar. DARK PLACES where nobody can see them for any significant time!)
Don't get me wrong, I love seeing girls in their perfect states. But I've dated enough ladies that do the whole try on 100 shirts before putting the original one back on and going out in that. For God's sake! You're wasting valuable time that we could be drinking a beer or eating nachos! You don't have to try to look like you're ready to be photographed for Playboy every time you step out the door. No matter what you wear, I'm still going to come home with you and want to get the freak on. So HURRY UP!! Let's motor!
From the Liam and Noel Dept.
Friday 08-15-2008 8:40am ET
Ahoy! I just heard the new Oasis single "The Shock of The Lightning." Great tune! No matter how many fights they get in or beers they drink or bands they fight with, Oasis always makes good music. Check it out. You know where to find music, I don't need to tell you which sites to go to. Just give it a listen.
From the Kelly Bundy Outfitters Dept.
Tuesday 08-12-2008 8:55am ET
Kymberly Clem, 20 years old, victim of rent-a-cop authority abuse. She was at the Richmond Mall in Richmond, Kentucky, dressed in this:
Officer Flashlight took her out of the mall and made her leave because the dress was "too provacative." The same dress was bought at the Richmond Mall the day before. I don't see anything wrong with this outfit. Really her only crime is going to the mall two days in a row. There is more to life than meeting your friends in the food court dear.
From the Right Near My House So I Save Gas Money Dept.
Friday 08-08-2008 8:57am ET
Virgin Festival this weekend, right in my little city of Baltimore. 10 minutes from my house, it's now the new summer tradition to become excited for the first week of August. Great lineup as usual, and once again I'll try to get a picture with Richard Branson. I tried the past two visits, and I saw him, but he's sly like a fox. Crafty. Slick. And how could I lose him! He's the only guy there wearing a $500 button down custom tailored shirt. This year, Sir Richard, you and me, awkward photograph. The hunt is on!
Stop by wherever DC101's tent is, I'll be there on Sunday from 12-5. You can have an awkward picture with me. I won't run like Branson...
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