I don't need to explain the video. I do need to tell you not to do this at home, or I'll post a video of you being stupid as well.

His parents must be proud of their little boy!

This kid is amazing! Alex Rawlings is an undergraduate at Oxford University and can speak 11 different languages! 11! He learned a few of them at an early age and has become a linguist over the years through study and immersion. 

Click over and watch him go! 

And I know why he learned them all. Speaking that many languages can get you women all over the world! If you speak one language, you're limited to maybe a few thousand potential hooking up chances. Multiply that by 11. He's going to be hitting it for years to come! Genius!

I should have paid more attention in Spanish class. At least it would have been something...

Is this how technology dependant we've become? A new iPhone app came out to measure how your caffeine intake, Caffeine Zone. You tell it how much coffee you've had, entering the specific brand, size cup, all of the necessary factors, and it will maximize the effectiveness of your coffee ingestion.

Who would waste their time doing this? If you're sitting there having coffee, you know when you've had too much. You get the jitters. Your stomach hurts a bit. You get cramped up and might vomit. That's when you need to cut yourself off, not when an app tells you.

And I won't even charge you 99 cents for that knowledge. It's on the house!

How am I supposed to feel even the slightest bit bad for this guy?

Convicted murderer Christian Gomez died in a California jail because of his hunger strike, as he was protesting the penal system and their restrictions on certain food, health care, laundry, televisions and education to certain prisoners, not to mention the constant cries of overcrowding.

Well gee Christian, sorry it isn't Club Med in there, it is PRISON! And you took a person's life. I say at that point it's game over for you and any luxuries and freedoms you think you should have. You can't see a doctor right away? Awww. I bet the guy you murdered wishes he could see a doctor too.

Can someone fluff the prisoners' pillows, we can't have them being anything but in the utmost comfort!

Slash is the best! Just had a chance to talk with him about all the stuff he has going on, the new record, the tour that kicks off in Baltimore in May, the family and the rumors that we could see Guns n Roses together again at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony!

For conversation with guitar god Slash, click here!

Slash's new record, Apocalyptic Love, will be out on May 22nd!

The first stop on the upcoming tour will be at Ram's Head Live in Baltimore on May 3rd! Go here for tickets.

Thanks Slash!